THE CAPTAIN FALCON KNEE

onlyhalfbaked:

Yo neck will be fuckin broke

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ikenbot:

Earth’s Siblings: Inside The Planets

Click each for a neat and informative view of the neighboring planets in our Solar System.

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alucardhellsing:

lampfaced:

itsspookytoremember:

“STAHP WONDER WOMAN, I AM THE DARKNESS”

I’m laughing too hard not to reblog this.

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santanist:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

most well behaved poultry

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